I’m sorry but I just don’t think of you the same way anymore. It all started well enough and I enjoyed the time we spent together. It took a little while for us to work well together and you did the best you could but I just needed more.
I have found a new love. I’m afraid he’s more tidy than you and he’s more open to change and adjustment and we just work better.
I promise to check in on you every now and then and I’ll make sure to treat the wood and keep you looking handsome but I just don’t think we can work how we did. My new flyer just gives me more.